Standing at the window of my room, with the cool breeze brushing softly on my cheeks, I suddenly realized that I AM LATE FOR TUITION! freaking sat night gaming...
Wasting no time, I washed up and chop chop eat my bar chor mee which is inside the rice cooker (which my mum bought 4 hrs ago), then rush down to tuition~
There they were, waiting for mi to come. My 3 little kids. Nowadays, pri 4 kids are so different from the pri 4 kids of my time. Last time, if I remembered correctly, we played marbles and catch spiders during our free time, while the girls play zero points and 5 stones. However those bloody kids now are playing trading cards and trading items from Maple story. WTF... while we were blowing on our stupid Saga Saturn cartridges when they cannot load, they are going to lan shop to play counterstrike... Well I guess times have surely changed. Children nowadays are doing things that are done by people much older at our times. This clearly shows that not only the society is developing at an exponential rate, so are the kids. Who knows in the next 50 years or so, pri 4 kids may be driving cars on the roads... Maybe the legal sex age will be brought down to 14? muahaha. Good also wad. Since Singapore is encouraging more babies, we should start young. Nowadays u ask a sec school kid," eh little boy, have u seen an RA show before?" First reply u'll get is," eh who the hell u calling little boy?" followed by," fei hua la! Who never see before RA show, I saw them when I was pri 6 man!"
Parents nowadays some of them really need to upgrade, seriously. Like computer software, when u buy something that is the state of the art now, 1 year down the road u see everyone using it man. One of my friend told mi his father's bangla worker showed him a Mr brown podcast on the handphone. Fierce right! That's why some of the parents are still using the methods their parents used to look after their kids... That's like freaking 1 generation man! Talking about generation gap...
The golden rule now is : never say no to a kid... Even u want to say no, u have to rephrase to like: maybe some other time(which will never come la) . If it doesn't work, then maybe have to let the kid understand why u reject his idea or action. Easier said than done! Some stuck-up parents would rather die then say sorry to their kids... Blame it on the bloody Chinese culture la. Last time the golden rule is: listen or ur ass will do the job for you. Last time the policemen wore shorts man! To all those stuck-up parents out there, its time to loosen up man.
Finally, after the tuition I was able to get them to pose for a picture. There u go, my 3 little cute naughty kids.
